Meandering Monday

I cant write. I've been staring at my laptop for days now. Twenty cups of coffee, three packs of cigarettes, and thirteen episodes of Charmed after, and all I have is an over estimate of the things I have consumed.

My photo editing skills border between MS Paint and Instagram

This is not new. Before I began trying to blog again, the last post I had was way back 2014. I opened another blog for 2015, where I only had ten posts. That's around one point something every month. I didn't like math, who cares. Now, I promised to be diligent and more invested (two year domain subscription invested). I was doing fine, until two weeks ago.

Believe me, I have tons things to write: The Emmy's, RuPaul's Dragrace All Stars 2, muscled teens killing a barangay captain, Train to Busan, some food places I visited, Charmed, my feelings, my perennial search for love, how to not bore your own self. See, I have topics, I have subjects, I have things to write about but I can't. Why? I am not expecting any answers from you, my beloved three readers. It's an existential question I always ask.

Sometimes, I think it has something to do with me being boring. I mean, I bore myself sometimes. I'm just lazy. I don't want to go out because I hate society. Yet, I yearn to be around people, and I yearn for that special someone. Ironic. 

I recently applied to be a part of a Cebu based blogging community. I promised to do seven posts a month. That's one hell of a commitment considering my current dilemma (writer's block, if you may). Something in me hopes that once I got in, it could inspire be to write more, better.

So, for the sake of a keeping my blog active and that subscription worth it, here are some things in bulleted list. This may or may not be true, neuron-friendly, or sane. 

• My workmates invited me to go to the gym, I wished them luck.
• My last shower was last Friday.
• I changed my underwear though. I haven't worn one since Saturday.
• My two-weeks worth of laundry finally got washed. 
• Now, I don't have to go to work without socks, yeah and undies.
• I have barely enough money to keep me fed until the next salary.
• Phi Phi O'Hara needs help with her attitude.
• She/He's a good businessman though, releasing an album in the midst of it all.
• I love Katya, but Alyssa Edwards is slowing stealing my frozen heart.
• I wasn't lying about the amount of cigarettes I consumed. Or the coffee. Or the episodes.
• I miss someone, tried calling their number but it's no longer working.
• Piper and Leo looked good together.
• Kate McKinnon is funny af.
• Julia Louis-Dreyfus keeps on winning. Why?
• Those muscled teen killers though. I bet home service massage customers will start declining.
• AlDub is still a thing, apparently.
• I don't know where this is going.
• It's not even funny.
• Are you reading this?
• You must be bored.
• Very bored.
• I should stop.
• Yeah